HYDRA STRIKES AGAIN!!
**Hydra comm tech hacked our previous transmission and distorted audio in an attempt to inundate our viewers with their multi limbed doctrine! But thanks to the endless efforts of everyone's favorite video monkey, your ears are safe from the forces Hordes of Hyrda! Or are they...?** //decoding transmission//--101100101//1--11By the bristling beard of Odin there's a crapload of new comics this week!! Not only do we have the opening shots of both Marvel and DC's next big events, but we've got the return of Shaolin kungfoolery; a sea bound Hellboy and redneck vampires. Cook that sh*t up in a rusty can and whattaya got? Another funky smelling episode from your favorite comic book monkey team on the internets!! Don't wait--GO TO THE SHOP NOW AND GET COMICS!!!!